1) Pirates Booty
Alright, me gold digging scalawags, here's your chance to get a peek at a bit of me treasure. Buy yerself a bag of me booty at yer local grocery store. The White Cheddar be's me favorite.
This be's an obvious suggestion, but don't knock it. It can get ye in the mood fer some real Piratey banter!
Go check out this site for "Talk like a Pirate Day", and learn yerself some Pirate Lingo: International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
It'll bring ye to the right mood fer scalawag banter!! Thar be some cool ones here: Pirate Eye Patches
Well, shiver me timbers, yer never too old to color yerself a picture er two. Here be's some coloring pages fer ye dirty dogs.
Happy "Talk Like a Pirate Day" you scalawags!